I promise, I didn't drink the rum! It was just there! I was dead at the time!
(The link is for fun. Don't ask me how it tastes.)
Wanna know the blog URL history? To quote a good friend of mine (there is question as to whether it was Pat or Mike), in reference to conversations with me: "Don't get into it with Smitha. He knows exactly where the line is, but he gleefully hops over it -- and then frolics!"